Dear Mrs May

I am wondering why you have called this election. 

Is it:

1 You believe the Conservatives will have such an enormous majority that all unpopular proposals will be approved unapposed. 

2 You have been badly advised. 

3 Brexit has become such an unpleasant negotiating arena that you are secretly hoping someone else will win. 

If it is 3, that would account for the unpopular proposals mentioned in 1 above. 

I’ll be voting soon, by post, so last minute revelations will be too late to sway me. Please make up your mind. 

Yours sincerely 

A postal voter. 

PS I don’t have a picture of pie in the sky, so a header featuring a fly in the sky will have to do instead.